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when man say..."I am going fishing"
Means: "I'm going to drink myself dangerously stupid, and stand by a stream with a stick in my hand, while the fish swim by in complete safety."

Question and answer

Q: What is the blonde doing when she holds her hands tightly over her ears?
A: Trying to hold on to a thought.

Question and answer

Q: Why are blondes hurt by peoples words?
A: Because people keep hitting them with dictionaries.

Shortage of parachutes

A blonde, a brunette, a movie star, the pope, and a pilot were on a plane.
The plane was going down fast, and there were only four parachutes for all five of them.
The pilot took one and jumped, then the movie star took one and jumped, and then the blonde took one and jumped.
The pope told the brunette to take the last one.
The brunette said, "There are still 2 parachutes left! The blonde took my backpack!"

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