jokes

Q. What's the difference between George Michael and a microwave oven? A. A microwave stops when you open the door.

Question and answer

Q: What do you call 10 blondes standing ear to ear?
A: A wind tunnel.

Question and answer

Q: What is dumber than a brunette building a fire under the water?
A: A blonde trying to put it out.

Did you hear about the blond?

Did you hear about the blonde who took an hour to cook Minute Rice?
Did you hear about the blonde who got into the taxi, and the driver kept the "Vacant" sign up?
Did you hear about the blonde who was an M.D.--Mentally Deficient?
Did you hear about the blonde who thought nitrates was cheaper than day rates?
Did you hear about the blonde who after watching the ballerinas, wondered why they didn't get taller girls?
Did you hear about the blonde who went to a nudist camp for a game of strip poker?
Did you hear about the blonde who brought her cosmetics with her for a make-up exam?

did you know

 The only golf course on the island of Tonga has 15 holes, and there's no penalty if a monkey steals your golf ball.