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Q. What's the difference between George Michael and a microwave oven?
A. A microwave stops when you open the door. |
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Question and answer
Q: What do you call 10 blondes
standing ear to ear?
A: A wind tunnel. |
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Question and answer
Q: What is dumber than a brunette
building a fire under the water?
A: A blonde trying to put it out.
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Did you hear about the
blond?
Did you hear about the blonde who took
an hour to cook Minute Rice?
Did you hear about the blonde who got into the taxi, and the driver kept the
"Vacant" sign up?
Did you hear about the blonde who was an M.D.--Mentally Deficient?
Did you hear about the blonde who thought nitrates was cheaper than day rates?
Did you hear about the blonde who after watching the ballerinas, wondered why
they didn't get taller girls?
Did you hear about the blonde who went to a nudist camp for a game of strip
poker?
Did you hear about the blonde who brought her cosmetics with her for a make-up
exam? |
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did you know |
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The only golf course on the island of Tonga has 15 holes, and there's no penalty if a monkey steals your golf ball. |
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| Your foot and your forearm, (from your wrist to the inside of your elbow), are the same length? |
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| a DVD has a about 100 year life span? |
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