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when man say..."I am going fishing"
Means: "I'm going to drink myself dangerously stupid, and stand by a stream with
a stick in my hand, while the fish swim by in complete safety." | |
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Question and answer
Q: What is the blonde doing when she
holds her hands tightly over her ears?
A: Trying to hold on to a thought.
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Question and answer
Q: Why are blondes hurt by peoples
words?
A: Because people keep hitting them with dictionaries. |
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Shortage of parachutes
A blonde, a brunette, a movie star, the
pope, and a pilot were on a plane.
The plane was going down fast, and there were only four parachutes for all five
of them.
The pilot took one and jumped, then the movie star took one and jumped, and then
the blonde took one and jumped.
The pope told the brunette to take the last one.
The brunette said, "There are still 2 parachutes left! The blonde took my
backpack!"
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did you know |
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If all the ice in Antartica melted the level of the oceans would rise 200 feet. About one fourth of the land area of the world would be flooded. |
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| Bulls can run faster uphill than they can downhill? |
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| The world's tallest woman is Sandy Allen. She is 2.35m (7 ft. 7 in.) |
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