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when man say..."what I did this time?"
Means: "What did you catch me at?" |
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Question and answer
Q: Why don't blondes make good
pharmacists?
A: They can't get the bottle into the typewriter.
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Question and answer
Q: A blonde is walking down the street
with a pig under her arm. She passes a person who asks "Where did you get that?"
A: The pig says, "I won her in a raffle!" |
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Blondes change a lightbulb
Three blondes are attempting to change a
light bulb. One of them decides to call 911:
Blonde: We need help. We're three blondes changing a light bulb.
Operator: Hmmmmm. You put in a fresh bulb?
Blonde: Yes.
Operator: The power in the house in on?
Blonde: Of course.
Operator: And the switch is on?
Blonde: Yes, yes.
Operator: And the bulb still won't light up?
Blonde: No, it's working fine.
Operator: Then what's the problem?
Blonde: We got dizzy spinning the ladder around, and we all fell and hurt
ourselves.
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did you know |
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Women blink nearly twice as much as men. |
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| The snow leopard can leapt 30 feet from standstill? |
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| that a caterpillar grows to about 27,000 times the size it was when it first emerged from its egg? |
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