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Q. Do you know why Monica got a stain on her dress? A. She didn't keep her mouth shut! |
Question and answer Q: How do you make a blonde's eyes
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Question and answer Q: Why did the blonde scale the
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I can't breathe without that A blonde goes into the beauty and hair parlor with her walkman on her head."I need to take that walkman off your head," says the beauty specialist as she notices the blonde. "You can't! I'll die!" retorts the blonde. "I can't cut your hair with the walkman on your ears!" says the beauty specialist getting annoyed. "I said you can't take it off, or I'll die!" The beauty specialist, outraged and flustered, grabs the walkman and throws it off the head of the blonde. Within seconds, the blonde dies. When the specialist picks up the walkman to listen, she hears it repeating "breath in, breath out, breath in".
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Far and away, the coldest temperature ever measured on Earth was -129 Fahrenheit (-89 Celsius) at Vostok, Antarctica, on July 21, 1983. |
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| Polar bear fur is not white, it only appears white to us? | ||||||||||||
| the Eiffel Tower shrinks 6 inches in winter? | ||||||||||||
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